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My Little Friend

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An ADT poem by Rockybullwinkle

Rest in peace my little friend

I thought you’d be with me to the end

I remember the times we spent together

Mostly alone but sometimes with whomever

Always there when I called your name

Without you it just won’t be the same

And if some day we are re-born

Let’s hope that there still is porn.

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They really need something besides ADT.

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They’ll find out that they were all wrong someday. .. until then it’s just us chickens taking the mix.

Although I’m not a flying squirrel porn ain’t the end all is it?

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Rockybullwinkle in reply to

It's a joke. And it rhymes

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monte1111

Some of us take porn seriously. Just ask j-o-h-n.

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Does j-o-h-n have the list of members who take porn seriously? Are you on that list?

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monte1111 in reply to

It's a very small list.

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Cancer2x in reply to

I take porn seriously. It’s all I have left. Next month I think I will marry my left hand!

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In that case, make sure you are on the list that j-o-h-n maintains of members who take porn seriously. As for marrying the left hand...I think all married men practice bigamy since we are married to the hand at puberty.

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Switch hands and get a little strange. If you can use your feet, it is really neat!

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j-o-h-n in reply to

It might be a small list of all those guys who are "whacking the bishop" but all the names are in UPPER CASE.....

youtube.com/watch?v=UaEC-lW...

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Tuesday 05/11/2021 6:55 PM DST

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jimreilly

lol, yes porn can be a nice diversion from the ills of the body and the world

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larry_dammit

Amen Brother 🤣🤣🤣

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leo2634

Great poem Brother! Thanks for bringing some smiles to the day.

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Cancer2x

Everything is shaved. Tried a VED once. Didn’t work, but I kept on shaving as it gave me another reason to get touched down there!

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j-o-h-n

I used to be a Porno Star but gave it up to be a Gynecologist.

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Tuesday 05/11/2021 6:47 PM DST

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