MedPage Today - ADT, Sex Top QOL Problems in Prostate Cancer

[cujoe]

Lancet Oncology confirms what most here at this forum already know.

As reported in MedPage Today

medpagetoday.com/hematology...

The full study in Lancet Oncology

thelancet.com/journals/lano...

[j-o-h-n]

The old gray penis ain't what it used to be....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Saturday 01/09/2019 1:33 AM EST

[cujoe in reply to j-o-h-n]

Gray color would definitely indicate you have a serious blood supply problem there, j-o-h-n. You need to pump harder and longer. Be Well and Keep It In Your Pants - cujoe

[j-o-h-n in reply to cujoe]

Thanks for the tip (pun intended)... In my youth It was I who would tell women harder and longer...

youtube.com/watch?v=QptZ8tY...(Not working as expected?)

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Saturday 02/09/2019 12:21 PM EST

[monte1111 in reply to j-o-h-n]

Great song. Older but no wiser. Sums me up pretty much.

[j-o-h-n in reply to monte1111]

"Older and wiser" Yep that's exactly what's written about you in your CIA dossier, entered by your wife, your girl friend's one word entry reads "WOW".

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Saturday 02/09/2019 9:53 PM EST

[cujoe in reply to j-o-h-n]

"For in our hearts the dreams are still the same"

If only the rest of us could/would follow our hearts.

BTW, I would have been very disappointed if your activated sense of humor had not made use of "harder and longer" in you reply. Be Well, cujoe.

PS Maybe that extra "gray" matter is partly the source of your sharp-witted mental function(s). Evolution does frequently play tricks on us humans.

[j-o-h-n in reply to cujoe]

"Evolution does frequently play tricks on us humans".

Yep, in my next life I want to evolve into a seat on a ladies rental bicycle. (It's so apt that this is my animal year in the Chinese Lunar New Year).

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Saturday 02/09/2019 10:03 PM EST

[cujoe in reply to j-o-h-n]

Squeeel like a pigskin!

[j-o-h-n in reply to cujoe]

to cujoe,

So this traveling salesman stops at a rural farm to asks directions and notices a pig with a wooden leg. He gets the directions he needs and then asks the farmer what's with the pig with a wooden leg? The farmer tells him about the time when he fell down his well and there wasn't anyone around to help him. When suddenly the pig appears at the top of the well with a rope in it's mouth and lowers the rope down the well to the farmer. With that the farmer ties the rope around his body and tugs on the rope to signal the pig to pull him up out of the well. Sure enough the pig tugs and tugs and finally pulls the farmer out of the well. Now the traveling salesman is astonished by this story and turns to the farmer and asks "But why the wooden leg?" The farmer replies "Son you don't think I'd eat that hero pig all at once, do you?"

p.s. If you heard that one before, don't tell me... it would ruin my night...

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Saturday 02/09/2019 10:31 PM EST

[rowboattom in reply to j-o-h-n]

James caan on the tonight show

[j-o-h-n in reply to rowboattom]

awww he's just a miserable prick.....that steals jokes....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Sunday 02/10/2019 7:26 PM EST

[cujoe in reply to j-o-h-n]

j-o-h-n, I kicked the slats out of my crib laughing at a slightly different version, but didn't want to spoil last night for you . . . but, tonight, game's on for a sleepless Sunday.

[j-o-h-n in reply to cujoe]

Old one...

Man undressing in locker room, notices the Dude next to him has 5 penis'. He says to the Dude "I notice you have 5 penis', mind if I ask you a question? Dude says "No problem, ask" The guys asks "tell me sir how do your shorts fit?" Dude says "like a glove".....

Now don't tell me you fell out of you highchair when you heard that one.

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Sunday 02/10/2019 10:13 PM EST

[cujoe in reply to j-o-h-n]

Good One! Never heard it. Sleep Well, Sir j-o-h-n.