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Prostate Cancer Haikus

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Let's get ready for the holidays with a Haiku. Someone asks, "how are you?. Rather than explain your state of prostate cancer health, tell them a Haiku. Please create a Haiku about Prostate Cancer and share it below.

FYI: The haiku is a Japanese verse in three lines. Line one has 5 syllables, line 2 has 7 syllables and line three has 5 syllables. Haiku is a mood poem and it rarely uses any metaphors or similes.

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C0zm0cat profile image
C0zm0cat

Not sure if this is a Haiku but it fits!!

"Blessed assurance

That I awaken this day

This is my song folks"

(had to edit last line to make 5 )

A sexual being. Cute to the bone with PC. Living with hope of a cure..

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Break60

Lol I thought you meant “hiatus “ 😂

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pjoshea13

Haikus for Darryl?

The studies keep flowing in.

No time for haikus.

-Patrick

Haiku limerick OK?

There once was a man

who wanted a very nice tan

darn prostate cancer

in reply to

There once was a man from

Nantucket?

in reply to

Probably more than one. 😁

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🤙🏼

Darryl profile image
DarrylPartner

Shivery nighttime

A rat, heavy prostate lay

after the cancer

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Tak-Druk

Dew covered apples

Sweet, crisp, worms and all, in the

Still, silent orchard

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henukit

LOL, you guys crack me up :)

My turn:

Donkey balls

Why? - You dare to ask

It's not time, eh

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Jim_S_Boston

Each day is a gift

Wrapped as a surprise for you

No expectations

j-o-h-n profile image
j-o-h-n

Haikus <===<<< Made in occupied Japan.

I log on here every day

To see what the members have to say

But I must admit

I don’t know shit

But hope my humor goes a long way.

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Friday 11/09/2018 6:05 PM EST

in reply to j-o-h-n

You’re a poet Longfellow! And your feet show it..

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j-o-h-n in reply to

Thanks that's how I defeet them....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Friday 11/09/2018 8:48 PM EST

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Borntopaint in reply to j-o-h-n

I think your sense of humor will never run out. Good for you.

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j-o-h-n in reply to Borntopaint

Thank you... it's in my genes in my funny bone, together with my Pca...

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 11/15/2018 5:57 PM EST

CalBear74 profile image
CalBear74

The morning arrives

Darryl has been diligent

A brighter day now!

CalBear74 profile image
CalBear74

phytate is common,

but the PSA declines

how can I explain?

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CalBear74

dribbling annoys me

Dry pants are impossible

Childhood was more fun

in reply to CalBear74

Hahaha!! To be a kid again??

Stage four I Thought Dead - RT , ADT, still here. - gratitude for life. To all newbies . Life is possible after stage four, Although altered...don’t give up. Keep you you eyes on love and the light in the tunnel after treatments..

dockam profile image
dockam

Cancer hits men too

Death comes to all, some too soon

Fight on Brothers Fight

GoBucks profile image
GoBucks

Health unlocked great site

Thanks for good advice, support

Now time for hot flash.

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ctarleton

I lived Unaware

With a prostate gone bad

Now I See, and Live

Charles

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Maleko808

Winter snow is here

And it's getting way too deep

Hope wife can shovel!

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Crabcrushe

Clever wife; correct!

Gorilla diet works, but-

Hair gets stuck in teeth.

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