The sun has been out & spring is in the air, so I thought I would be positive & do some gardening. Whilst using the hedge trimmers there was a loud pop & a flash as I accidently cut through the electric cable. I accidently do this at least once a year.
When I get depressed I often think about being better off dead. When your as accident prone as me, I am not sure I need to think about suicide as I will probaly bow out in a dignified manner doing the gardening. Looking on the bright side , when I am cremated they will only have to put the burners on half power as I will already be half cooked from the electric shock (doing my bit to stop global warming). My wife is not very keen on me using a chain saw (I cannot think why?).
I have also just recovered from a broken wrist. But l did not mind being in plaster, as I told people I was off work with a broken wrist, without having to tell them the real reason of depression. People who have never experienced real depression, do not understand it as they cannot see the depression. So the visual aid of being in plaster is a good way to explain being off work. It is a much better visual aid than a strait jacket and it will probaly chafe less. And it would a lot easier drinking my cup of tea in the mornings with my wrist in plaster rather than a strait jacket. Please excuse my sense of humour as I am on drugs & a little crazy at the moment.