Can you imagine being Monday? Talk about depression. No one likes you, most people would like to do away with you. Tuesday never has these problems, and none of the other days will change places with you.Well Monday you came to the right place, We will offer you all the care and support we can muster. Now I'm not a Doctor, but I would suggest you get an attitude adjustment. Become MONDAY! Ta Da . It's a new day, a new opportunity, a chance to get it right. Come on people, let's support our MONDAYS!
ps Fake it through, until you make it through.