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Beware of little old ladies

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A police driver driver decided to pull over a sports car. Sitting in the driving sear was a little old lady. "Driving licence please", he said. " I am old. Haven't got one " she said. "Yeah right ", he said . "Insurance documents"? The old lady smiled sweetly. "Haven't got any of them either" she said.

"Right, Open the boot " He said " Can't " she said " My husbands body is in there , in pieces and its a bit smelly".

The policeman backed right off, got on his radio "Need help here , got a woman with a body in the boot". Within a few minutes there were police cars and vans everywhere.

A chief Inspector approached the car "Get out of the car and keep your hands where I can see them". She slowly and carefully got out" OK.", he said "lets see some ID ", She opened her purse and produced her driving licence and insurance certificate. The Chief Inspector was surprised. "OK" he said. "Open the boot". He said.

The little old lady popped the boot open. Completely empty. The chief Inspector looked at al the vans , armed police, scene of crimes officers and scowled at the hapless police officer who kicked it all off. "This is all costing a fortune and making us look like a complete bunch of pratts", he thought". Lets wrap it all up ", he said. "You can go ".

The old lady smiled sweetly at him " Thank you " she said. Just as she was driving off she looked the Chief Inspector, and smiled "Your young police man is a terrible liar". She said. "I bet he told you I was speeding as well"?

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lettingoffsteam

Thanks for the laugh Ian!🤣

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seasider18

Are there people who are driving from before licences started ?

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Janma123 in reply toseasider18

I doubt it as driving tests were compulsory from 1935 onwards. Before that you bought your licence at the post office for 5 shillings (25p). Car licences were £1 per year!

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stillaboveground

Hey hang on there Ianc2 I am a little old lady driver with a sports car. xx Ruth

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Silvasava in reply tostillaboveground

Me too!

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JK5AEO in reply tostillaboveground

...but what have you got in the boot?!

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stillaboveground in reply toJK5AEO

I don't know I need a string of garlic and a wooden stake before I dare open it.

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DD13

Well, that made me laugh.

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Handel

Superb 😂😂

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Ecki

My mother in law learned to drive during WW2, never took a test or had a licence. She drove a post van throughout the war and carried on driving afterwards for many years, with no licence.

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seasider18 in reply toEcki

Perhaps the Queen comes into that category as well.

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Prada47

You would need some bottle to tell the Queen her 3 point turn wasn't up to much Oh and your reversing wasn't up to much neither mam. As the Chauffer was taken off to the Tower

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